I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and... well, I like everything big.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary
with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.  I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.  Hell just ask my wife.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.  But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel like everyone else should
have to.  And I resent the notion that Kwanzaa is OK but Christianity is against the law.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you should do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.  My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, see the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

If I received a blow job from one of my subordinate employees in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business.  I would have been FIRED immediately.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, convenience store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or
Jack In The Box.

I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in vain and defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned nor was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jessie Jackson preaches, and what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time.  A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being than I do as a white male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.  We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child.  It takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO."

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right.  I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.  I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.  Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American.