A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Sir, may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he informed her.

The receptionist indignantly responded, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say something like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he retorted.

"Because" replied the receptionist. "You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.