On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, and said, "I bet I know what it is ... some flowers."

"How did you know?" asked the young fella.

"Just a guess," she smiled.

The candy store owner's daughter gave her a gift. The teacher shook it. "I can guess ... a box of candy."

"Yes!" said the little girl. "How did you know?"

"Just a lucky guess," winked the teacher.

The liquor store owner's son approached with a large gift. When the teacher shook it, the package started leaking. She touched her finger to the leak and tasted it. "Is it wine?"

The boy shook his head no.

She tasted again. "Champagne?"

"No", said the boy.

"I give up," said the teacher. "What is it?"

"A puppy!" the boy replied.