1 - I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

2 - Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

3 - Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

4 - Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

5 - Why do people with closed minds always have open mouths?

6 - I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

7 - Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

8 - You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

9 - Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

10 - Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

11 - I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

12 - Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

13 - I hate everybody, and you're next.

14 - Please don't make me kill you.

15 - And your point is...

16 - I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

17 - All stressed out and no one to choke.

18 - I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

19 - How can I miss you if you won't go away?

20 - Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.