CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 4 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
 

VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
 

LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
 

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
 

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.
 

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
 

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.
 

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.
 

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
 

DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
 

PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
 

JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.
 

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAACK.
 

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.